Words of Wisdom (from the last few days)

Compliments of my grandfather:
1. "I hope J doesn't fall in love with jerking off."
2. (As I'm explaining the latest results while my grandfather looks beyond puzzled): "So when does J need to jerk off?" Apparently he's obsessed with the idea of a porn room somewhere in a doctor's office.
3. The sweetest and most sincere: "It just doesn't seem right..." He said with a very long pause which made me think that he was contemplating the idea of a baby being grown in a lab. Then he finished with: "You guys would make dynamite parents." Which led to me crying.
4. "Good luck, sweetheart." He said with more sincerity that I've ever seen as we rushed out the door to my second bloodwork appointment yesterday.


Compliments of my grandmother:
1. "I haven't given anybody a shot in at least 50 years." She said right after giving me my Novarel last night.
2. "You know - they should put adoption agencies right next to fertility clinics." She said this morning as we were standing in like with 5 other women waiting for the fertility clinic to open. Thankfully she said it quietly. Oy.
3. "Just hold my hand, everything's going to be ok." She said as my emotions got the best of me this morning. As usual, she was right.
4. "Can she have a shot of vodka at least?" She said to the nurse this morning after I was told tomorrow's IV would have to be in my arm. Surprisingly, the nurse said "Go ahead honey and have one today...I won't tell anybody."